{"id":50,"date":"2008-02-10T09:32:20","date_gmt":"2008-02-10T15:32:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.podles.org\/dialogue\/things-the-guidebook-doesn%e2%80%99t-tell-you-50.htm"},"modified":"2008-02-10T09:32:20","modified_gmt":"2008-02-10T15:32:20","slug":"things-the-guidebook-doesn%e2%80%99t-tell-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.podles.org\/dialogue\/things-the-guidebook-doesn%e2%80%99t-tell-you-50.htm","title":{"rendered":"Things the Guidebook Doesn\u2019t Tell You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><o:p><font face=\"Calibri\">At a roadside caf\u00e9 we encountered this recently-posted sign:<\/font><\/o:p><o:p><\/o:p><o:p><\/o:p>\u00a0<o:p><font face=\"Calibri\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" align=\"absMiddle\" width=\"384\" src=\"http:\/\/lh3.google.com\/LeePodles\/R68WW15kr_I\/AAAAAAAAAHQ\/jEtQNjd086E\/DSCN3568.JPG?imgmax=512\" height=\"512\" \/>\u00a0<\/font><\/o:p><o:p><\/o:p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0in 0in 10pt\" class=\"MsoNormal\"><font face=\"Calibri\">My Spanish is not very good, but here is the substance:<\/font><\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"margin-right: 0px\" dir=\"ltr\">\n<p><font face=\"Calibri\">Dear Drivers and Travelers:<\/font><font face=\"Calibri\">Please be informed that on the road between Guer Aike and El Calafte the personnel of civil defense has detected a <u>plague<\/u> of <u>spiders<\/u> commonly known as <u>black widows<\/u>. We therefore recommend that you not get out of your car and much less open the ventilator windows.<\/font><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"margin: 0in 0in 10pt\" class=\"MsoNormal\"><font face=\"Calibri\">We pulled up our feet, got in our van, and locked the windows.<\/font><\/p>\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-50\" data-postid=\"50\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-50 themify_builder themify_builder_front\">\r\n\t<\/div>\r\n<!-- \/themify_builder_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At a roadside caf\u00e9 we encountered this recently-posted sign:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 My Spanish is not very good, but here is the substance: Dear Drivers and Travelers:Please be informed that on the road between Guer Aike and El Calafte the personnel of civil defense has detected a plague of spiders commonly known as black widows. We therefore recommend [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-50","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.podles.org\/dialogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.podles.org\/dialogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.podles.org\/dialogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.podles.org\/dialogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.podles.org\/dialogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=50"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.podles.org\/dialogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.podles.org\/dialogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=50"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.podles.org\/dialogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=50"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.podles.org\/dialogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=50"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}